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27 November 2010 @ 06:00 pm
[omega] gen one.three  

It has been one week so VOILA (or is "VOICI" more appropriate?) - have an Omega update.

Warnings: No plot. Seriously, next to nothing happens in this update. But I make up for it with CAPSLOCK. Also swearing, people punching each other, more of my ageism and the Irish Nanny.

This update features sims by sixamsims, rhiannon_alexis, lil_pixiedevil, kathsy, simmericangirl and I BELIEVE javabean_dreams.

This episode starts with a picture of what Bravo and Charlie did CONSTANTLY. And by CONSTANTLY I mean ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Bravo: >.>

And then I made over the house.

Delta's room.

And the boys'.

Delta's already bored and disaffected, but in a really cute way.

Delta: *oozes ennui*

Fortunately she's channeling all her tragic hipness into making beautiful art.

Creepy Arts & Crafts Lot Guy: *tries to blend into walls*

While Delta's busy painting and improving herself, Charlie and Bravo are… punching each other.

Bravo: Damn I'm hot. I'm like that guy from "Grease."

Meanwhile Kodiak is more like that guy from "Goodburger."


Really? REALLY?

Charlie's into sports. So's that old lady in the background.

Lady: Hey, who you callin' old?

charterzard: Um, you?

Lady: Oh, okay. That's cool.

Delta: Come to Mommy, little tomato!

Um, in lieu of plot, have some pixel_trade walkbys. Here's sixamsims' Celia Killpatrick.

And now back to your regularly scheduled random.

Kodiak: Brush brush brush! Brush brush brush!

Alpha: OMG did your know your father sings while he's brushing his teeth?

Bravo: *gigglesnort*

Buffy: Can someone feed me?

Oh, here comes some plot.






Oh, here it is. Charlie gets rejected for trying to kiss… some townie. I can't remember her name and my notes are like all the way across the room right now.

Bravo: HA! HA! You're punching Charlie? That's what I usually do! SO FUNNY!

Poor Delta. She's just trying to fit in with her one-nice-point-each brothers.

Alpha: Bird-watching next to a skyscraper is kind of difficult. Oh! A cardinal! No, wait. It's just some lady hanging her thong out to dry.

Chance card time! (Chance cards count as plot, right?)


Oh, that's sad. Buffy died.


D: D: D:

Kodiak grieves by… busting another move. And doing some freaky "Exorcist" shit with his head.

I gave this guy a makeover. I think his name was Orlando. He's pretty cute, actually.

Yay, go Alpha!

Is anyone else still upset about Buffy?



Charlie: What the-




I seriously had NO IDEA she was pregnant. This is totally like that show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." Because I didn't know. And she was pregnant.

Well, there you are.

He's got the same genetics as the other three kids, and I didn't roll the pacifier (because I didn't know Alpha was PREGNANT), so he's going to be a clone.

Fortunately Kodiak's still bringing home the bacon. (Or taco toppings, whatever works.)

Mother and daughter studying together. Isn't that cute.

Delta's the only one who wanted to take care of baby Echo. I think Alpha and Kodiak were kind of burnt out at this point.

Well, at least that's something.

Echo: Isn't that pointy plumbob toy a little close to my eyes?

Sorry, bro. No one cares.

I seriously love her. AND LOOK HOW THEIR PJS MATCH <3333333

And because I missed Buffy, I adopted Leroy, a puppy.

He's so cute!

And he brings out Charlie's nice point!

Even though Alpha got pregnant without my knowledge, I can't stay mad at her for long. She's just so… pixie-ish?

Oh, and then Leroy grew up like one day after we adopted him. His eyes are kind of scary.

Alpha: Why do I keep getting the feeling that I have a baby I'm not paying attention to?


Oh, look, another sixamsims townie! They are errvrywhere in my 'hood. This one is Shadow Caterran.

Uh, Leroy.

Gotta love that face.

I don't know what's going on with Charlie half the time. He looks like he's catching an imaginary football. Actually, that's probably not that far off base.

Delta, checking herself out. You go, girl!

That hand looks pretty yummy, doesn't it, Leroy?

Charlie: Ew, what's wrong with it?

(Happy birthday, Echo.)

Yeah, he's a clone. I'm getting sick of that nose.


Buffy: Way to replace me with Leroy.

Have you noticed that Kodiak has been promoted like ten times and Alpha's been promoted once? What's up with that?


For some reason, Delta got really mad at everyone and starting fighting with them constantly.

Chance card again!

Damn. Well, at least she's not demoted.

Bravo: Hey, Irish nanny! Listen, can we get a hit of that whiskey you used to give us?

Alpha takes Charlie and Leroy to the park so I can see pixel_trade townies they can bond as a family.

This would be the park.

And this would be Junebug Jones, a total femme fatale by rhiannon_alexis.

Alpha and Flat-Top-Townie: LEROY STINKS
Leroy: Seriously, you guys, I'm RIGHT HERE.

LOL, I love when townies spawn those EA store "Castle" clothes as outerwear. Here's sixamsims' Saffy Potter, looking positively medieval.

Since I wanted more townies everyone was hungry, I sent them to freudroid' super cute diner.

The radiant Nikou, by lil_pixiedevil.


Hahaha still funny.

Saffy: I'm trying to eat my salad here.

I believe this is kathsy's Bri.

(And yes, they stayed at the diner all night. Want to fight about it?)

Something's up with this dude. I think he's simmericangirl's Curtis November, but check out his weird green goatee.

Who does this gorgeous sim belong to? I can't remember!


(Actually I think she's by javabean_dreams, but I couldn't find her on pixel_trade so I'm sort of unsure.)

She's actually javabean_dreams' Sunshine Smith.

And sixamsims' Tripp McSkittles (also in hilariously medieval garb).

Back at home, Alpha finally pays attention to Echo.

Delta: WHHHYYY I'm supposed to be the only one who loves Echo D:

Huh, that's something we haven't seen Charlie doing before EYEROLL

Apparently playing with Echo is tiring. Alpha needs a nap.

Charlie: You don't want to play "let's punch each other"?

Ha, that's one of my favorite glitches.

And this is one of my least favorite. WTF?

Ohmygosh it's Kodiak's BIRFDAY?

The answer to that rhetorical question is: yes. Yes, it is.

Charlie is afraid of Irish Nanny. Very, very afraid.

And now it's Echo's birthday. Aaaand… he's still a clone!


Yeah. I just can't muster any enthusiasm.

Delta: *rages*

Kodiak: You'd look good with a long beard.

Kodiak: *IS IN THE ZONE*

Hmm, maybe there's something we don't know about Charlie?

I'll leave you with that cliffhanger. Next time it's all about college, romance, and multi-colored sims.

Missed an entry? OH NOES!
1.0 || 1.1 || 1.2

Also, thanks for all the anonymous love I got at allthingsimlish. (Shouldn't it be "allthingssimlish"? If you separate it out it spells All Things Imlish right now.) Anyway, it made me smile.
Current Music: fresh prince of bel air
mikelisryker on November 28th, 2010 02:35 am (UTC)
Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your order?

Okay...now I'll read it. XD
mikelisryker on November 28th, 2010 02:59 am (UTC)
My sims constantly spawn in that medieval wear, I just don't know what to think sometimes o_o
picnic comma lightningcharterzard on November 29th, 2010 07:27 am (UTC)
LOL. That was a fine film.
bea: hope [kimi no todoke]boolpropbea on November 28th, 2010 03:24 am (UTC)
GOOOOOOODBURGER. (Yes, my childhood.)
Wow. Didn't know she was pregnant. O: Seriously, I might have closed my game without saving if that happened- I love to micromanage. xD
Echo is still really cute though and I loved seeing more of your hood.
picnic comma lightningcharterzard on November 29th, 2010 07:28 am (UTC)
I've been getting so TV/movie nostalgic lately. (See my current music.) Now all I need is a "Cool Runnings" reference.

I know, I was SO mad at her for getting pregnant. I didn't know that I had a "risky WooHoo" hack installed, but I guess I did. SIGH.
Tiffanylil_pixiedevil on November 28th, 2010 03:25 am (UTC)
Oh god, it would seem that Nikou is a mouth breather in your game XD
freudroidfreudroid on November 28th, 2010 09:59 am (UTC)

The Irish Nanny Returns! Wee! Also, Saffy Potter in castle clothes caused me to gigglesnort my boyfriend awake. He hates me now, thanks.

Also, *tear* that's mah diner. I'm so honored that you would think annas made it because she is superduperpooper awesome.

Lastly, lovin' your current music. A++++
picnic comma lightningcharterzard on November 28th, 2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
Oops, sorry! How could I get that confused? Did you post the diner at GoS? I'm running out the door right now but I promise I'll fix that when I get back - thanks for letting me know.
freudroidfreudroid on November 29th, 2010 12:40 am (UTC)
No need to worry! As I said, I'm honored by the mix up. I posted it at GoS during the "endless sea of freaking community lots" monthly theme. :)
picnic comma lightningcharterzard on November 29th, 2010 07:30 am (UTC)
Okay, better response this time - tell your boyfriend I'm SORRY but I can't contain my hilarity sometimes. Forealz, it's a curse.

And yeah, FRESH PRINCE ftw. I listened to the theme song on repeat in my car yesterday for like thirty minutes.
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picnic comma lightningcharterzard on December 1st, 2010 10:07 am (UTC)
Thank you! She is pretty cute :3
upendoaushiupendoaushi on November 28th, 2010 02:46 pm (UTC)
I believe your blondie there is javabean_dreams Sunshine Smith, here
picnic comma lightningcharterzard on December 1st, 2010 10:08 am (UTC)
Could it be? Is it she? /Beauty & the Beast

But, yes, that is the exact lady. I updated the post. Thanks!
breakbreadbreakbread on November 28th, 2010 03:25 pm (UTC)
Funny as always! :D
Delta is totally cute with a beard. :D
(crappy English xD)
picnic comma lightningcharterzard on December 1st, 2010 10:09 am (UTC)
Thank you! She is, right? I should download those female beards...
Nilouniloublue on November 28th, 2010 06:52 pm (UTC)
I always love your updates! And Delta. She's so cute and full of rage!
Also, I am still laughing at the picture of Charlie fearing the Irish Nanny. His expression is priceless!

Can't wait to see what will happen in college! :D
picnic comma lightningcharterzard on December 1st, 2010 10:10 am (UTC)
I know, why is she so angry? For some reason she and Charlie are STILL enemies, even though they have nothing in their memories that would indicate why they loathe each other so.

That Irish Nanny is pretty scary. I don't blame Charlie one bit.
Maranatahmaranatah on November 28th, 2010 07:29 pm (UTC)
Wow, a surprise baby! Echo is cute even when he's a clone. My townies also get always those castle outfits, it's so annoying! :P
picnic comma lightningcharterzard on December 1st, 2010 10:11 am (UTC)
Ha, I think those castle outfits must be townified at some kind of ridiculously high level, like dominant genes or something. Oy vey. Still, they do bring the lulz, so that's fine.
needlecreamneedlecream on December 28th, 2010 05:09 am (UTC)
Oh no! What's wrong with Delta? Why is so so angry? D: